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March 16, 2002
:: Cocktails for the new millenium ::
Last night after work, Phineas and Stephen and Spence the bartender and I got to talking. We realized that the dawn of a new millenium calls for a few good new drinks. We further decided that the key to these concoctions must be the pre-emptive anti-hangover strike. Much brainstorming followed. I herewith present our list.
Scotch & Scope
Minty-fresh breath for that hottie down the bar!
Ketel & Pepto
Cousin to the Pink Lady, we like to call this one the Pink Bitch.
Absolut & Alka-Seltzer
Mmmmmm, fizzy...
The Classic Martini with Advil-stuffed olives
On the rocks or straight up, it's a treat everyone is sure to enjoy.
The Listerita
A refreshing Listerine margarita - fool your friends! Choke your enemies! [optional: garnish with an Epsom Salts rim]
and finally,
The Maalox Manhattan
Coats as it soothes, for instant relief on those nights when you've had too much anchovy pizza.
Enjoy, and please remember to consume responsibly!
n.b.: the authors of this website assume no responsibility for illness or death caused by the consumption of these or any cocktails