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In 1999, after a couple of years fiddling with that blogging thing on various other people's domains, I thought I had enough things to say to merit my very own corner of this here interweb. In 2007, I suddenly ran out of ammo. Thankfully, that didn't last forever... So, I'm back. Still not dead yet. Like a phoenix from the ashes. Behold.
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May 17, 2002
:: Mojo Nixon was right. ::
Elvis is everywhere, and now the big fat sequin-clad slob is making yet another comeback in pop culture, with the release of the (admittedly fab) new Terry Gilliam-directed Nike Ad, he's reportedly expected to score yet another #1 hit with A Little Less Conversation, featured in the 180-second spot. To honor the King and prepare you for the radio onslaught that's sure to come, we herewith offer some Elvis trivia [facts courtesy of Popbitch; derisive commentary is the author's own]:
- As well as cheeseburgers, Elvis ate deep fried squirrels. And you thought onions gave you bad breath.
- He never performed oral sex on a lady. Never. Not once. How sexy does he look now, girls?
- He had a twin that died in childbirth. Or maybe little Elvis just got hungry.
- He shagged Priscilla when she was about 14. No wonder she fell for him. She was too young to realize how awful he was in bed.
Never performed oral sex on a lady... the specification of the gender there sort of begs the question, don't you think?
Another Elvis trivia fact: his favorite film of all time was Blake Edwards' The Party. So he wasn't all that bad.
Saw this on Oprah : Cybil Sheppard said he attempted oral sex with her, but fell well short of the mark. She had to...err..."instruct" him. And he's the King of what, again?