Feeling old? Think it's unfair that people start looking at you like you're a senior citizen when you're only 48? It's time to move to Turkmenistan, where President Saparmurat Niyazov has recently postponed the onset of old age to 85. Never mind that the average life expectancy in his country is only 61 and 65 for men and women respectively.
What I want to know is, what does this do to the drinking age?
Thanks to Jeff (whose site will be back up soon, we promise) for the link.