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In 1999, after a couple of years fiddling with that blogging thing on various other people's domains, I thought I had enough things to say to merit my very own corner of this here interweb. In 2007, I suddenly ran out of ammo. Thankfully, that didn't last forever... So, I'm back. Still not dead yet. Like a phoenix from the ashes. Behold.
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September 20, 2003
:: Arrr! ::
For those of you who were (blissfully) unaware, yesterday was Talk Like a Pirate Day. After Brady reminded me of this, I reminded dear Phineas, who took to it like a ship to sea. I'm telling you people, nobody can talk like a pirate like Phineas can talk like a pirate. He's, like, Bluebeard's long lost great great great great grandson. Or something. To wit:
L: Arrr, matey! Tis talkin' like a pirate day, ye scurvy dog!
P: Aye, that it be. I be wanting of a bottle o' rum and some wenches! Arrr!
L: Arrr! Aye, I could do with a strappin' young sailor to board meself! Will ye be wantin' te join me for feedin' later on?
P: I surely be, says I. But I must get back to port and fetch me skiff first. Arrr!
L: Ye'll want to be quick about it, er I'll hang ye from the yardarm!
P: I'll see ya in Davy Jones' Locker first, ya wharf rat!
L: Arrr! I'll clean me cutlass with yr lubber's blood!
P: I'll give yr ribcage to me parrot for a home, drink me grog from yr brain case and throw what's left to the squids and barnacles!
L: Arr, yer not fit to walk me plank! Me cat'll make short work o ye!
L: [later, obviously forgetting myself again] Running late- go on in , will be there asap
P: Avast, matey! Already here with a bucket o' grog! Center front, me hearty! Arrr!
See that ye be buyin' more grog when ye gets ashore! I'm a thirsty pirate, says I! And where be all the wenches at? I've been at sea a long time...
L: Aye, me hearty! I be hankerin fer the taste o young and tender flesh meself!
P: Arrr! Ye scurvy old sea dog! Can't get enough, can ye? I'll have ya keelhauled!
One of the things we noticed is that pirate speak is chock full of excellent euphemisms for sex: walk me plank; shiver me timbers; prepare to be boarded... Got any more that I'm missing?
If only every day were Talk Like a Pirate Day!
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i came on your page randomly.
my name is louisa too.
and for pirate day my friends and i made cardboard swords and talked like pirates.
beat that.
How about....
splicing the main brace
..... although that sounds just too painful!
My personal preference is 'shiver me timbers'......thats more like it me hearties!
Yo ho ho and a bottle a rum!
Love
Cap'n Birds Eye (fearless defender of the fish finger here in Blightie)