bits of fluff found under the sofa cushions

I was going through my unpublished posts and found two openers that seem to merit further development. But since I’m lazy, I’ll just share what’s there now, and probably never go any further.

Exhibit A
:: another ridiculous idea ::
Original date: 28 December 2003
I really need to open a store called Disco Pants ‘n’ Haircuts. But what would I sell?

Exhibit B
:: the night i never met arthur miller, starring hans olo ::
Original date: 20 September 2004
[this one had no text at all, but such an intriguing title…]