Can someone please tell me what possible good there could be in this? Specifically:
“Electrolux is field testing its Internet refrigerator, Screenfridge, in 50 homes in Copenhagen. This fridge, like its Korean counterparts, makes the icebox the center of home communications.”
So instead of spending all my time sitting in front of my desk, I’ll spend all my time sitting in front of the refrigerator? Oh, great. I’ll be a Fatass in no time!
There is no good in that. It signals the beginning of the End Times. Expect the end of the world any day now.
“if it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.”
-frank lloyd wright
“…makes the icebox the center of home communications.” This is perfect for me! I have a chilly demeanor.
Hmmm…if we hope they fail, does that mean we harbor schadenfridge? ha ha ha!