on flying
i go places to find me the farther the deeper but i can’t seem to go far enough i have said i want to wake …
This Just In
It has been rumored that a top-secret cadre of American intellectuals is working on a ‘Nietzsche Bomb’ to accomplish the same goals without the need …
Terrorists to be Defeated by Despair, Cynicism
When I was in college, I had a French landlord with whom I had to sit on the floor of my apartment-to-be and drink a …
I swear I did not make this up.
Sansabelt: they’re not just for your funny-smelling octagenarian neighbor anymore…
Sport of Kings
This morning, I awoke to find my lower back stiff, my gluteus maximus* muscles sore and strained. During my morning yoga routine, it took me …
my horoscope
The dude abides, man. And
The dude abides, man. And I don’t know about you, but it makes me feel good, knowing he’s out there. God bless the Brew & …
who’s evil?
Apparently, U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft, in addition to thinking he’s King David and thinking he’s a songwriter, thinks calico cats are evil. Good thing …
For those of you too
For those of you too cheap or agoraphobic to visit an actual salon, I present the alternative: the ultimate Home Hair Care Kit: Bangs Made …
I guess it’s true that
I guess it’s true that the Real Estate market’s not what it used to be.